clientsfromhell:

A client called having technical trouble accessing a file on his computer. 

Me: Okay, are you using Mac or PC?

Client: I’m not sure.

Me: Okay, does it say “Start” in the bottom left corner of your screen?

Client: No.

Me: Is there a circle with a flag icon there?

Client: No.

Me: Is there an apple in the top left corner of the screen?

Client: No.

Me: Do you know if you’re using Linux?

Client: No.

Me: Okay, how do you access this document you want to publish?

Client: I click “Start…”

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collegehumor:

Pegasus Tattoo Takes A Turn For The Worse
“I’m so sorry, I don’t even work here.” - The tattoo artist

collegehumor:

Pegasus Tattoo Takes A Turn For The Worse

“I’m so sorry, I don’t even work here.” - The tattoo artist

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blogwell:

collegehumor:

Porn-O-Vision II

Things look a little different when you’ve been watching a lot of porn…

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This article involved a lot of fun google searches, let me tell you. 

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chrishaley:

Some last minute easy Halloween costume ideas.

chrishaley:

Some last minute easy Halloween costume ideas.

(Source: thechrishaley)

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oatmeal:

I swear to God this is what they must be doing

oatmeal:

I swear to God this is what they must be doing

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fuckyeahtattoos:

“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of other’s opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.” — Steve Jobs
Rest in peace, Mr. Jobs.

fuckyeahtattoos:

“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of other’s opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.” — Steve Jobs

Rest in peace, Mr. Jobs.

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